Spent high school summers managing psoriasis in Mexico. Spent 2002-2008 getting my feet wet with weed whackers for farmers. Spent 2002-2007 working with walnuts in Phoenix, AZ. Gifted in creating marketing channels for birdhouses on Wall Street. In 2008 I was analyzing wieners for no pay. Earned praised for my work developing strategies for human brains in Atlantic City, NJ.